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Andre. 22. Nerdy Negro. I like comics, movies, a ton of tv, science, comedy and butts. I like to make people (or just me) laugh. Join me won't you?


Oh hey and if you like me or the things that I post, you should listen to my podcast, Virtual Constructs.
And if you hate me you should listen to it and criticize all the dumb things that come out of my mouth.

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Posts tagged "Star wars"

Blasters, clone funerals, 2 entire Death Stars, all the wasted facial creams for Vader. The taxpayers are not happy about these Star Wars.

It is once again time to play How Long After Hearing Star Wars News Will It Take Andre To Watch Star Wars?


If you guessed 8 hours you are our winner!!

Lens Flare will become a new force power.

Darth Vader will adopt a pet smoke monster.

allterrainarmoredtransport:

How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You” by The Oatmeal

So true! Although my cat just lies in the hallway like a derelict Sandcrawler.

(via nerdyanddirty)

popularhistorian:

The Force Unleashed concept art by Amy Beth Christenson

cosplayingwhileblack:

~ABC Cosplay Challenge~

S is for Sci-fi

hydrohoney:

DOPE

99.5% done with my Stealth Millennium Falcon. With nearly 5,500 Lego pieces, this is the Empire’s version of the popular smuggling ship. Modified radar & stealth shielding make this a popular transport for covert operations. There are still a couple of placeholder pieces that will need to be swapped out with black or dark blue parts.

Go here for more pics of this build: http://legoconnection.blogspot.com/

(via fuckyeahnerdpr0n)

Ok I’m done making jokes. But Jar Jar Binks and The Crows from Dumbo will be doing stand up comedy all over America in 2016 *drops imaginary mic*

This means that the fantastic Ewok cartoons will come back to the Disney channel right?

fuckyeahchrishardwick:

bonnerstreet:

why do i shop

if all i create is pain

JONAH SHOT FIRST

min7yfr3sh:

herochan:

8-Bit Tees

Bitman and 8-Bit Sithy available for $25 USD at 8-Bitty.

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(via: tiefighters)

HOLY FYCK I need this. 

But in SPider-man

another in Han Solo for Andrea.She can be Jan Solo. 

thegeekcritique:

brain-food:

Realistic Battle Damaged Stormtrooper Helmet Made by Rizwane


Shawn writes:

The Empire never shows you this in the recruitment videos!

These helmets are really just for show. They offer no protection whatsoever. But look how cool they look!