Andre's (not so) Infinite Database

Andre. 22. Nerdy Negro. I like comics, movies, a ton of tv, science, comedy and butts. I like to make people (or just me) laugh. Join me won't you?


Oh hey and if you like me or the things that I post, you should listen to my podcast, Virtual Constructs.
And if you hate me you should listen to it and criticize all the dumb things that come out of my mouth.

http://virtualconstructs.tumblr.com
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Who I Follow

did-you-kno:

Source

Now I understand his paintings.

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

cumberbabble:

ben-addict:

iliveinstorybrooke11:

cumberfolk:

One does not simply scrolls past Cumberbatch’s smile

No. No they don’t.

You must stop. And linger. And you must smile back (though do finish your mouthful of crisps first) before you can continue to scroll. It’s the law.

My heart just-

literally the best smile/giggle ever

This is the weirdest looking mother fucker on the planet.

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

cumberbabble:

ben-addict:

iliveinstorybrooke11:

cumberfolk:

One does not simply scrolls past Cumberbatch’s smile

No. No they don’t.

You must stop. And linger. And you must smile back (though do finish your mouthful of crisps first) before you can continue to scroll. It’s the law.

My heart just-

literally the best smile/giggle ever

This is the weirdest looking mother fucker on the planet.

(via sexykittie444)

brodave:

when i die i hope this is the only picture left of me in the whole wide world and there is no other choice but to display this gem at my funeral in remembrance of me

brodave:

when i die i hope this is the only picture left of me in the whole wide world and there is no other choice but to display this gem at my funeral in remembrance of me

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

fuckyoutomhiddleston:

If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down

I just wanted everyone to know that

you’ve all been truly wonderful people

and

it was an honor blogging with you all

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Why would they buy something for millions of dollars just to shut it down? They are probably just gonna fuck it up by taking features away, making everyone have those dumb yahoo avatars and putting ads everywhere.

(via sexykittie444)

goofballery:

Maturity.

did-you-kno:

Source

Villains cower in fear!

Wait what? What? What? What what what what what what? What what whatwhatwhatwhatwhat?

poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax

(via psilentasincjelli)

Books on Books on Books

(via ohmygil)

jimgaffigan:

“How about something as annoying as a parade but causes more traffic?” - Inventor if the street fair.

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Thor: God of Thunder #11 cover by Esad Ribic

(via modernagecomics)

goofballery:

iPeed.

I need this in an adult size, stat.

goofballery:

iPeed.

I need this in an adult size, stat.