I feel like the idea of ice cream truck should have expanded by now. I love ice cream trucks they are brilliant! You hear the song, you look out your window, you see the dirty ass truck stained with the sticky fingerprints of desperate poor children, and then you go out there and pay 5 bucks for a buffet of frozen treats! Why hasn’t this idea taken off? Why aren’t there pizza trucks? Why aren’t there bakery trucks? Why aren’t there burger trucks, this is America god dammit!

And listen I know that there are food trucks I’m aware of that BUT THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE STATIONARY. WHY AREN’T THEY DRIVING AROUND MY NEIGHBORHOOD? WHAT’S THE POINT OF YOUR WHEELS IF I GOTTA COME TO YOU? Ugh convenience is so frustrating.